the following is an actual email sent from my mother:
Subject: DON’T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?????
I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU IN DAYS LIKE YOU PROMISED. ARE YOU STILL ALIVE? I CAN BARELY WRITE THIS THROUGH MY TEARS.
HOW’S THIS FOR JEWISH GUILT FROM YOUR POOR JEWISH MOTHER?
(DAD PUT ME UP TO THIS.)
CALL ME TONIGHT…. DAD & SARAH ARE GOING TO THE MOVIES AND I WILL BE ALL ALONE AT HOME.
LOVE, YOUR DEAR MOM
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falconieri reblogged this from lee and added:
thought Jon Stewart was joking about the Jewish guilt thing! It’s even more funny now.
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