I get nervous when I’m about to fart alone in an elevator and part of me’s like “just do it bro” but then another part of me’s like “what if a hot girl gets on the elevator RIGHT after you fart” and then i think that’s probably the most reliable way to ensure a hot girl DOES get on the elevator, so go for it

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    Works all the time.
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    my anon contribution to the new i get nervous
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